The Urban Rebellion

The Urban Rebellion is a collection of stories, ideas, solutions, questions, recipes, instructionals, and general backlash against the consumerism and cynicism that pervades our modern world.

8/10/08

Vignettes, 2008

The family that pulls in next to us has a nice new RV. There is an older man driving it, a woman about his age sitting beside him, and a dark-haired child peering through the windshield. As they attempt to angle into the very tight camping spot, the door on the side flies open and a trim middle aged woman jumps out. She has hair that is a pretty shade of deep auburn, either gloriously natural or expensively painted on.

She stands beside the RV, grimly directing the complicated parking. We offer to move our own car, since our tent takes up barely a camp space, but the offer is politely refused. We turn back to our meal preparation.

Minutes later, the door once again bursts open and the dark-haired boy comes out, followed by a girl. Both children are young, no more than nine or ten. They have dark eyes and slight frames and better clothing than I can buy for my children. The boy wears glasses and orange Crocs, the girl is dressed in hot pink and drags a worn My Little Pony beach towel.

The children stand for a moment, observing the State park with serious faces. The older woman emerges from the vehicle, shooing them off to play. The boy wants to know if he can go anywhere. His mother begins outlining specific places, but the grandmother has answered already,

"You can go anywhere in the park you want, as long as you can still see the camper."

I smile, for practicality always appeals to me.

The auburn-haired woman is busy about the camper- setting up rugs, emptying trash, pulling plates out of a red bin. The boy wanders back to the camper and whines that he is bored and there is nothing to do. I cannot hear his mother's response, but he drags his feet off in a different direction, being teased mercilessly by his little sister.

We are asked by our neighbors where the water is, and Michael answers that he doesn't know either. A nearby camper hears our plight and points it out- the spigot just happens to be in her space, so she has people walking by all of the time. Michael and I head out to explore the waterfalls, forgetting the faces around us. When we return much later, the campground has filled to capacity and people are bundling into warmer clothes and applying liberal amounts of DEET.

The campers near the water spigot break out beer and marshmallows, and their conversation gets rowdy. I try desperately hard not to notice the comings and goings of the people next to us, but the campsites are so close together, they may as well be in my living room. The grandfather of the dark-haired children putters with a wood fire and the children trail in and out of the RV. Throughout the evening I do not see the auburn-haired woman touch her children or smile, not once. She is like person living within the shell of herself. When I get up to find the bathroom, I try to smile at her but she studiously avoids my gaze.

As I walk back from the bathrooms, I see an older man sitting near his campfire. He is very heavy and is occupied with alternately poking the campfire and eating a hamburger. There are a few women nearby him, speaking of the various minutiae of campgrounds and travel. He responds when spoken to but otherwise ignores them. By the few movements he makes, I can see that he is in physical pain, and I pity him. There is a black cane propped against his oversize folding chair, and their RV is in a handicap accessible spot.

I curl up again in my own folding campchair, retrieve my mystery novel, and drape my fingers casually through those of my husband. He smiles at me through a week's worth of beard and whispers that he loves me. I echo the sentiment, although both of us have exchanged these few words so many times that we are bound to never forget. Comfortable, fed, and warm, I turn to my Hamish MacBeth novel, and lose myself in the delightfully prosaic formula fiction of M.C. Beaton.

Dusk falls softly over the campground, bringing a slightly more sober tone to the striped beach blankets and varying tent colors. The children beside us disappear into the camper, and within moments I hear familiar Pixar sounds. Movies inside the RV- roughing it American style.

I am about to turn away again to my book when I hear the swish of water. The auburn-haired woman has filled a bucket and is washing her childrens' Crocs. Overpriced garish colored shoes that are made to be abused, they are being washed in a bucket in a campground at dusk. She performs her chore with neither relish nor distaste- she just does in order to do. Wiping a sponge inside each little ugly hole, her hands are almost independent of her body. I have noticed already the absence of a wedding ring or a husband, and I wonder if this characteristic is a result of singleness or the reason for it.

Some time later, when darkness has blanketed the campground and voices are dying off into the night, a wonderful smell assails my nostrils. I sniff around and find that my other neighbor, the heavy man with the cane, is roasting a keilbasa on a stick. He is speaking to another man, voice garrulous with stories of his travels. He has a difficult time adjusting his body to hold the spit for long, and an equally heavy woman comes out of the camper to help him. After some time the voices trail off and the man is left to munch on his keilbasa.

I retire to my comfortable air mattress, snuggling deeply into Michael's chest. He smells of hardwood smoke and pine trees and sweat, and I am asleep before I even center my head on my pillow. Past midnight my bladder wakes me up. I fight it for a while, but the silly little thing always wins, so I drag my weary body out of the tent and bob my flashlight over the campground while picking my way around pine trees. The only people that I can hear are two loud, drunken women, discussing movies and alcohol. But my flashlight picks out a silent figure hunched over a smoldering campfire. It is the heavy man, still awake. He stares into the campfire, his keilbasa spit empty and clean beside the fire. I mumble an apology for crossing his campsite so often, and he shrugs it off with a small grunt. I wonder if his body is too painful for him to even sleep properly. I deliberately do not shine the flashlight near my other neighbors, and sleep comes quickly again once I am in the tent.

In the small hours of the morning I am once again awakened. Cursing the iced tea from the evening before, I struggle out of the tent and make my way once more through the campground to the bathrooms. It is gray outside, barely light. The heavy man is gone, but the campfire still pulsates a bit of red on the edges of the embers. An empty Hillcrest Farms sausage package flutters gently on the picnic table. I wonder vaguely when he finally moved his tired frame off to bed.

Beside my tent, on the picnic table outside the camper, stands a single blue plastic wineglass, also empty. I do not know if it belonged to the auburn-haired woman or one of her parents, but it looks awfully lonely outside all by itself. I shiver a bit in the early morning mist, and crawl back inside beside my snoring husband.

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Up North Travel, Day #1

Welcome to the travel boom of the 1960s. Up here, it hasn't changed much.




Welcome to da U.P.

People up here talk funny.
People up here don't seem to be with the modern times all that much, but it's fine.
They have a harder life, that much is evident.
But they live in unrelenting wild beauty.
Doesn't that make up for any hardship?

We arrived in Michigan's Upper peninsula on day one of our Canadian Shield Challenge. It would have meant a late arrival had we continued on our path to Canada, so we stopped off at Tahquamenon Falls State Park. I am so glad that we did! Our stay was lovely, the weather was perfect, and we got a good night's sleep.

The park covers a good sized chunk of the U.P., and ranges from the lovely Lake Superior down to both the Upper and Lower Falls. Yes, there are two sets of them. I'll post pics of that in a later post, today I'm going to talk about Paradise. Not heaven, mind you, far from it. Paradise, Michigan is a town that the twenty-first century seems to have left behind. I didn't take a lot of pictures, mostly because I didn't feel like insulting anyone who owns a business up there. These fiberglass sculptures greeted me outside of the Chamber of Commerce:
The smallest one there in the middle is the same height as me. These thing are cheerful in a creepy kind of way, and have obviously had a second paint job within the last two decades, but are an obvious throwback to what must have been the heyday of Paradise.
Being in that town felt exactly like reading the travel ads in National Geographic magazines from the 60s and early 70s. In fact, I'm almost positive that I've seen an ad for Tahquamenon Falls somewhere in my dad's old NG collection.

Unfortunately, the town boomed then and never quite moved beyond that. Every other business, restaurant and motel is defunct, and the winters have not been kind to what is left behind. The town itself is charming and sweet in its smallness and ambition, but the remnant attests to the huge freeway that now bypasses the area completely, higher gas prices forcing people to remain closer, and trendier vacation spots elsewhere. People seem to make their living in any way they can. The recent firewood moving bans in Michigan and elsewhere seem to have helped small local woodsmen, and we bought a bundle or two from this stand:
We were honest.

If you're a lover of anything 1960s, I urge you to visit the area. Michael and I were on time constraints and a strict budget, so we didn't stay as long as I would have hoped, but I have every intention of going back, with the kids. We'll make sure to spend a bit of our hard-earned money in the area, keeping to our policy of independents. Independents are about all that exist in the area, not a single McDonald's franchise or chain motel was in sight. I'm sure their market research wouldn't allow them into Paradise.

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8/6/08

Break Your Gauges

Fifteen minutes into this year’s vacation, the speedometer died on our 2004 Hyundai Sonata. Although chagrined, we kind of wished it had happened one week previous, when Mike got pulled over doing 43mph in a 25 zone- then we would have had a legitimate excuse!

We researched the issue online, but found no other similar issues, no help, no diagrams. The Web is not quite as useful as people make it out to be.

But it hasn’t really affected our vacation negatively, not that much, yet. Determined to learn from every event that has touched my life, I gleaned a few tidbits from this as well:

Learn Math
Between Niles and Grand Rapids we were on a bit of a deadline, having an appointment at the GR Apple store for the Genius Bar to look at the failing battery in my MacBook Pro. Twenty minutes of battery life means less blog posts for you people, so we all know that must be amended!

So just how do you figure mph when not only your speedometer is dead, but your odometer as well? You use those handy dandy little roadside mile markers and the extremely awesome iPhone stopwatch. But the math… uh, hang on. Michigan’s freeways have a 70mph speed limit, and we usually travel at a comfortable 80mph (no one can ticket us for saying this, right?) keeping up with traffic. Eighty miles per hour works out to 0.75 seconds per mile, which is exactly 0:45 on the stopwatch. Since we are pseudo-scientific and prefer a larger core sample, we clocked two miles at a time, which worked out to 1:30 minutes.

My husband, the Ruby developer and basic genius, could not figure out the simple math equation to come up with those times. I wonder how many high school and college graduates are wandering around in this world, lacking the basic math skills to cope when their machines fail them. Math is almost a lost art amongst many people that I’ve talked to. Why?


Pick your Pacecar
Using a stopwatch gets lame after a few minutes, and once we realized that we weren’t going to make our appointment anyhow, we were able to relax and just follow people. First we followed a Scion, which, by our calculations, kept a nice steady 80mph for half an hour. When the driver got distracted by his cell phone and coffee, we picked a Chrysler driven by (I swear) one of the Hardy Boys. He popped off at South Haven, so we were forced to watch our tachymeter (which works just fine for now) for rpms. Every now and then we’d find another ‘pacecar’, only to be disappointed when it sped up or slowed down drastically, or just left the road.

When we pick a culture to identify with- a religion, a way of life, a political party, a certain set of friends, a cause- we often think that it will be paired with us for eternity. This rarely is true. People change. You change, I change. Politics shift, situations arise that necessitate a deeper search for meaning and identity. Religions suddenly mean more or less. Leaders fail, leaders rise, new leaders are continually found. Saving whales seems to be less important today than saving the environment, and this will possibly fall by the wayside in the future when a new crisis is ushered in. Your friends will up and move away, or have babies or get married or find Jesus or lose their sanity.
If you absolutely must align yourself with something bigger than you, pick something steadfast. One good friend instead of a party crowd. One true, abiding faith instead of a series of empty religions. A realistic set of principles and morals rather than a trendy philosophy.

The things that are your personal pacecars should not lead you to the edge of the road and into a ditch.

Break Your Gauges
Once the rush was over, we just sat back and enjoyed the drive. The sun was low over the hills and trees, slanting out across the sky and filling the car with gold. Summer’s glory was spread richly throughout my homestate, and it was enjoyable. Our eyes did not have to flicker back and forth between the road and the instrument panel. Sure, we didn’t have the luxury of cruise control, but who really needs it? We were finally in true vacation mode- no worries, no time limits. We figured that if we were going too fast and got pulled over, that we would just explain to the police our mechanical problem, and if we were going too slow- who would care?

How often in life do we judge ourselves by a gauge of some sort? I remember being 18 and single, with absolutely no boyfriend possibilities on the horizon. Just about everyone that I knew was either paired up or heading for it. I wasn’t particularly anxious for a relationship per se, but I did feel awfully awkward being one of the only single people. I began to cast around for a potential mate, and decided on a perfectly dreadful young man in my Bible study class- arrogant, aloof, and not particularly attractive. Nothing ever happened between us, fortunately, and I soon learned to set my gauges to being happy single. I think that I had to be perfectly happy in my singlehood in order to fall in love with Michael when I met him.

I try very hard (but often fail) not to compare myself to those with better cars, jobs, homes, or bank accounts than myself. I also try not to be guilty when I have something better than someone else! I used to look at the other moms who had it all together- savings account for each kid, tidy and well-decorated home, the trim little figure. Now I just try to make sure my kids are fed and clean and happy, that my home is welcoming and comfortable to us and others, and that art and literature are a part of every aspect of our lives, because that is what makes us happy.

Once my social and economic gauges are completely broken, I know that I will be not only a happier person, but a more effective one. What gauges do you need to break in your life in order to be happier?

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8/5/08

Canadian Shield Challenge

The objective: to visit the Canadian Shield for 4 days on $500 or less. To come home rested, refreshed, and not broke. All food and any lodging must be obtained from a non-chain establishment.
The challenge: camping saves money, but rain is predicted for the next few days. Food is expensive. Gas is expensive. Everything's expensive. Chains are prolific

Now, we have no intentions of traveling the entire length of this natural landform. Just making it halfway around Lake Superior would be nice. We've heard from a friend that things are cheap up that way, and I've always wanted to see the rock formations around the lake.

We're packing up camping gear today, trying to fix the broken speedometer and irregular brake caliper on the passenger side that cause our car to squeal like a baby pig when we stop. Although we're currently at Michael's mom's house in Niles, MI, three hours south of home, we hope to leave our house sometime tomorrow and head further north into the 'wilds' of Canadia!

Stay tuned for travel updates, pictures, and little adventure snippets from the road! Our passports are in hand, our kids are safely ensconced at Gramma's, and our odd bits of camp gear are packed in a bin. Wish us luck! Look for updates as internet is available!

links here to the various days of camping:

Day 1- Up North
Day 1&2- Waterfalls!
Day 2- Canadia!
Day 3- Lost camera, no pics today.
Day 4- More Canada

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